Five AI-powered specialists — finance, fitness, Bay Area real estate, stand-up comedy, and dog care — ready to advise you 24/7.
SioonAI · Finance Advisor
● Active nowEach SioonAI advisor runs on Claude, a frontier AI model, with a specialist focus and guardrails built for its domain.
Portfolio strategy, budgeting, ETF picks, debt payoff plans, and retirement modeling. No upsells, ever.
Investments · BudgetingPersonalized workout plans, weight-loss strategies, nutrition guidance, and accountability check-ins.
Training · NutritionNeighborhood deep-dives, market timing, offer strategy, and mortgage math for the Bay Area's wild market.
Buy · Sell · RentBuild your stand-up set from scratch. Punch up weak jokes, find your voice, and workshop new material.
Sets · PunchlinesBreed advice, training tips, vet symptom triage, nutrition, and behavior troubleshooting for your pup.
Training · HealthPick from Finance, Fitness, Real Estate, Comedy, or Dog Care. Switch anytime — all five are included in every plan.
The more context you give — your income, your goals, your dog's breed — the more tailored the advice. Your data is yours and never sold.
Clear, specific recommendations you can act on today. Ask follow-ups, run scenarios, workshop ideas — your advisor keeps full context throughout the conversation.
A financial advisor charges $250/hr. A trainer, $100/session. A Bay Area buyer's agent takes 2.5% of a $1.5M home. SioonAI gives you all five for less than a dinner out.
Our Finance Advisor costs less than 10¢ of that, per question.
No appointments. No waitlists. Ask at 2am when you're spiraling about your HELOC.
Finance, fitness, real estate, comedy, and dog care in a single subscription.
SioonAI doesn't earn commissions. We're paid by you, so we advise for you.
No hidden fees. Cancel anytime. Every plan includes all five advisors. SioonAI is in beta — paid plans open at launch.
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